Guess what?
Yup, you got it. I’m still pregnant.
And I’m so miserable and cranky and short tempered that I considered calling my mother and asking her to come in to the city now to watch the boys for a few hours during the day so I don’t emotionally scar them with my fits of irrational rage. Then I remembered that I would probably be even more cranky, miserable and irrational with my mother around. The few hours of child-free time would not be worth the psychological pain and suffering.
Even better, after a lovely nine month stretch of wearing them every day, my feet have swollen out of my shoes. Good thing I got a pedicure last week. It helps draw attention away from the shapeless blobs that used to be my ankles.
I have another acupuncture treatment tonight. Wish me luck.
lora | 03-May-10 at 4:06 pm | Permalink
luck.
I’m sorry. That’s all I have to say. I know it’s not my fault you are still pregnant, but I’m still sorry for you.
Doodlebug | 03-May-10 at 7:20 pm | Permalink
Good luck! I am happy to watch the boys any time.
Saylor | 04-May-10 at 10:20 am | Permalink
I so feel your pain! My original due date was May 1, then they switched it to April 25. And I’m still pregnant! I’m a VBAC, so I can’t/won’t be induced…I’m just trying to wait it out. It’s hard enough without people texting/calling you everyday asking if you’ve had that baby yet. Even worse, people who see me walking down the hall at work and ask. I just started saying, “Yeah, I had the kid. She’s out in the car. You know, they sleep so much at first anyway.”
statia | 04-May-10 at 7:42 pm | Permalink
Ugh and the weather has been for shit the past few days. I was so you last year at this time. Hoping that kid decides to make an appearance soon. For everyone’s safety.