Deek Deekster over at The Blog of Funk has pleased me immensely with the article Addendum to the Revocation of US Independence.
Fast Food
Fast Food will henceforth be outlawed. Standing queues in Burger King, McDonalds etc will be replaced by work-out lines and maintained for a period of 45 minutes in order to use up excess calories, and to allow the fat to congeal outside the body prior to consumption. Pizza Deliveries will be made on foot, by the person ordering. Drive-in and Drive-through* “restaurants” will become Jog-in and Jog-through*, and “In” and “Through” will be replaced by “Around”. Obesity will soon become a thing of the past and athletes will cease to self-administer performance-enhancing drugs as they won’t need them. This tough but necessary measure to begin immediately.
Anonymous | 16-Dec-04 at 12:48 pm | Permalink
I like the idea….but is it really plausible
Being incredibly skinny I have to eat fast food as much as I can just to stay visible! Its a medical condition called skinnyitus
So under this scheme us poor minorities will waste away!
And its not just because im lazy and dont like exercise….honest
Ozle
Ozle.co.uk
Kamran | 16-Dec-04 at 12:55 pm | Permalink
Big Mac…mmmmmm