girlfiend

See. I can’t even type the ‘t’ in ‘what’ I’m so drunk. Why you ask? Why am I so drunk? It’s because I went to eat at TGI Fridays. Boyfiend and I hate chain restaurants, but we went to the mall to register for wedding gifts and man, was that a bad idea. We slept until noon then had breakfast, then Boyfiend thought his house flooded again, only it didn’t and then we went to the King of Prussia Mall, the biggest mall ever. And we went to Crate and Barrel only it was all Christmas stuff on sale except for the plates we liked, then we went to Macy’s which sucked because I hate department stores, but we registered for a bunch of stuff there. Then Boyfiend got all cranky since he hadn’t eaten since the pancakes he made me for breakfast before he thought his house flooded. So we went to Friday’s. Not anywhere else cause we wanted booze, and booze we got. No food for hours, just booze. And our waitress had the same name as me (not girlfiend) and she was really apologetic about us not getting food. So we didn’t get our food forever, and the waitress with my name was really nice about it, and she sent the manager over after more than an hour and he decided to comp us our bill, including the three Long Island Ice Teas I had and then after we left, we saw these girls who were too young and too scantily clad to be outside when it’s. hold on. i have to check weather dot com. Okay. they were too underdressed for 31 degrees farenheit. Luckily I had stuff in my trunk, so I gave the little fourteen year olds a sweatshirt and a sweater and a pair of pants and they said that was enough. But they weren’t wearing shoes and I didn’t have any shoes in my car, and there was no way I’d give up my boots.

I just went back and reread that other paragraph to see if I could make it into more than one paragraph but I faile.d

We were supposed to go to Pottery Barn and William Sonoma but we’ll have to save that for later.

My cat, the really fat one, was outside wrestling with a really, really big black cat.

See, you know i’m drunk if I’m writing about my cats.