Larger than life

James Van Der Beek from Dawson’s Creek has the biggest forehead ever. My TiVo recorded the show for me for me and I couldn’t resist watching. Unexpectedly, the sight of Dawson and Joey all snuggly and postcoital made me feel slightly nauseous. My TiVo also decided I might enjoy watching Highway to Heaven, but I wasn’t in the mood for Michael Landon circa 1984.

Random Girlfiend fact of the night: When I was very young I wanted nothing more than a career as a dog walker.