Why?

Is it really necessary for Boyfiend’s former not-quite-girlfriend (from more than ten years ago!) to check my blog multiple times a day? This woman either changed her URL or stopped blogging completely so I couldn’t read her blog, and once wrote in my comments that she wouldn’t read again, yet she stops by at least once in the morning and once in the afternoon. What the hell is up with that?

Although I suppose checking my stats wouldn’t be as fun if she wasn’t so weirdly obsessed with me. So keep reading, Ms. TJU. I’ll try to keep you entertained.

And speaking of necessary, why does my cat have to pee on things that aren’t the litter box just days after I thought to myself, “Phyllis hasn’t peed on anything in a while.” Why, Phyllis, why?