Two things

1. Right now I’m carrying about two extra pounds of boob weight. That’s right. Boob weight. They’re huge right now and hurty and it sucks because just thinking about exercise and the resulting bounce makes them hurt even more. I hate monthly fluctuations when my bras are all too tight. But this isn’t nearly as important as item number 2.

2. Happy birthday Mix. I’m going to out to buy the ingredients for the birthday cake now. If I mess it up you’ll eat it anyway, right? I hope all your birthday dreams come true.