Boyfiend: You really must be menstruating.
Me: Why?
Boyfiend: Watching Oprah?
As usual, I’ve been a wreck. Talking about money and finances makes me angry and nervous. I can hardly remember where I am. So far, in the past few days, I’ve lost my ATM card, the animal hair attachment for my dyson, and my temper. Worse, I’ve found several areas in the basement that my cat Phyllis (that bitch) has used as a litter box.
Right now, on Oprah, they’re chanting “Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie…” Her relationship with Tom Cruise can’t be for real. They seemed to have covered up her herpes real good. Oh. Nevermind. The close up isn’t quite as good. That’s some scary shit.
I don’t think I remembered to mention that at my interview the other day, the principal, seemingly out of nowhere, pointed and said, “You see the color of the walls?” I nodded. “They’re white. Just like our students.” Shortly thereafter, the English coordinator added that the English anthology is just too multicultural for their population; the kids just can’t relate. That, even more than the drive, made me realize just how far from home the school actually is.
J. | 23-May-05 at 9:01 pm | Permalink
I think Oprah is a good show. I watch it regardless of emotions or my menstrual cycle.;) However, I did not watch today…
junkiegirl | 23-May-05 at 9:44 pm | Permalink
ohmygod me too. biatch! i said on saturday this was going to happen.
Perdita | 24-May-05 at 8:44 pm | Permalink
what the hell? did he have lawn jockey on his desk and a velvet painting of a “colored” kid eating a watermelon, too?
wtf. really.