Live 8

Live 8 is set for July 2, just two days before the big Elton John (gay)shindig. I love living just blocks from the Parkway. Once we move there’s no way I’d head into the city for something like this. Too many fat smelly people invading my personal space. Especially if I had to take Septa.

What’s up with Bob Geldof anyway? I’m not sure I get the relevance of this concert for Africa. It seems so 1985. What about Tsunami victims or starving starlets? I believe Lindsay needs an intervention too.