How to piss me off

What kind of dickwad asks, “Does your shrink think your mother’s crazy,” when I’m not even talking about her? Then follows it up by saying, “I really resent your mother.” Oh yeah? Well I fucking resent you for bringing her up.

Look, I just have to say that no matter how much shit I may talk about my mother, unless you are trying to make me feel better, it is never, ever, okay for you to bitch about her.