Charmed

Yesterday I said that despite all the shit, I really lead a charmed life. Today was a good example of that. My house sold today and even after paying off my mortgage, two equity lines and the realtors’ commission I ended up walking out of settlement with enough money to make up for two years without a salary.

To celebrate I immediately went out and bought maternity clothes. I had no intention of buying any maternity items until I really, really looked pregnant, but I was down to almost nothing that fit. The beauty of maternity clothes is that while I can hardly squeeze into a regular size S I’ve got room to spare in a maternity XS. And I don’t look all squeezed in and sausagey.