girlfiend

Remember when I used to have a teaching job and I had stuff to write about and I was kind of funny and interesting? When I spent my days with incompetent adults and whiny ten-year-olds crying and wiping their noses on me- back before I was all lame and pregnant (14w4d in this pic taken last week) and staying away from the booze? Well, I’m pleased to announce I’m heading back into the work force while reliving my past. The bagel place is taking me back part time.

I start training on Wednesday- my boss calls it “reacquainting me with the store”- so maybe then I’ll have fun stories to tell from bagel-land about yentas and the Main Line whores and people who insist upon ordering tuna melts on blueberry or cinnamon raisin bagels even though that’s just wrong. If the stories aren’t so interesting I’ll just tell you about why not to buy a mattress at Sleepys and why I’ve spent the last three days obsessively reading mattress forums. Then I’ll post more pictures of my belly.