girlfiend

On Saturday I went to Target with a few friends so we could finish up some shopping. Boyfiend happened to be at the Lowes in the same shopping center when we arrived, so he met me to pick out some toys for his little cousins since two of them are boys and I don’t have much experience in the buying toys for little boys department. We went to the toy aisle and found some fun toys for the two boys immediately. Despite the ease of which we found two of three, Boyfiend is not much of a shopper and had already had his fill. I told him that he didn’t have to wait around with me. I’d pick up the last little girl cousin’s toy and he should take the stuff we already had and go. He offered to give me some money, but figuring I probably wouldn’t spend more than $10 on a toy for a 9 month old, and feeling relieved that I wouldn’t be in charge of carrying toys in addition to the rest of the stuff I had to get, I told him I was fine and I’d see him at home.

Later that night we were wrapping gifts. We wrapped the little Baby Einstein, Old MacDonald singing farm thing I picked out for the baby, and a bunch of other gifts for our families. Boyfiend asked, “Where are the fun toys we got for the boys?” I said, “I don’t know, you brought them home.” “No I didn’t.”

“What do you mean you didn’t? You took the cart with the toys and left.”
“I didn’t take the cart, I left it with you.”
“You mean you left the cart sitting in the aisle?”
“I thought you were going to buy the stuff, that’s why I offered you money. I didn’t leave it in the aisle, I left it with you.”
“Why the hell would I send you home without the stuff we picked out? What was the point of you going in if you weren’t going to carry the bulky kid’s stuff for me, the pregnant wife?”
“I don’t know, I just thought you would buy it.”

Stupidest miscommunication ever.