Losing it

Good news: I’ve lost more than half of my baby weight. I can button one pair of very, very low rise jeans.

Bad news: I still have 25 pounds to lose. My belly hangs over the button of the very, very low rise jeans.

Speaking of losing it, some of the white trash mamas on my message board have been desperately screwing their boyfriends, trying to keep them from leaving them and their “withdrawal babies” since they were in the recovery room at the hospital and say their hoping they’re not pregnant again. Others are waiting until their new IUDs are successfully installed. For all you mothers, fathers and pregnant people out there, how long did you wait, or how long do you think you’ll wait to reconvene the procedure?