Jerk face

Anonymous said…

What’s your plan for the 25 pounds?

Anonymous, yet again, I can’t decide if it’s a valid question or if you’re just being a big jerk and rubbing it in my face.

I’m only 7 weeks post partum, for chrissakes, give a girl a break. I don’t have a plan. I’ll lose it the same way I always lose weight, by eating normally and exercising.

I got the okay to go to the gym 2 weeks ago and I’ve been going for long walks since the Fiendling was 2 weeks old. My neighborhood kicks ass for walking uphill. I could skip the gym and still lose weight by walking down to Main Street then walking up to Ridge on Green Lane with its 12% grade.

Since Monday I’ve gone to the gym twice. Once I did 30 minutes of cardio and lifted upper body, the second time I did 25 minutes of cardio and lifted lower body. Today I went to Mommy and Me yoga for an hour and a half. Every day I’ve taken a 2 or more mile walk with the Fiendling in his stroller, and at least one of those miles has been uphill.

Sure I’ve stopped for a free cone at Ben and Jerry’s, split a doughnut and a piece of raspberry cake with Boyfiend at the Italian bakery, and eaten a Mango gelati from Nevaeh’s this week, but I’ve also eaten plenty of veggies and fruit. It all balances out.

So the weight will come off when its ready. Everything I’ve read says the weight loss benefits from breastfeeding kick in after 3 months. I still have more than 5 weeks before I get there. By September I’ll be within 8 pounds of my pre-pregnancy weight and I’ll fit into most of my pants. By next March I’ll fit into all of my pants. And then Boyfiend will start harassing me to have another one, and if I agree the cycle will start again.