girlfiend

A few tidbits from the message board.

One woman wants to “find her husband and stop the divorce.” Color me nuts, but the “find” portion of her post makes me wonder if that’s such a good idea.

The next braniac titles her post “genital herpes?” She’s had one blister on her vagina (I hope she means her vulva) every other year for 5 years. She wonders if perhaps it’s herpes, but if it was why didn’t the OB/GYN tell her. The poor woman doesn’t realize she needs to see a doctor DURING an outbreak. More importantly, the poor woman is asking a message board about a blister ON HER VAGINA instead of going to the doctor.

This next chick is my favorite. I’m quoting her post in full, but changing a few identifying details.

Okay…I’m a bit confused haha. (Somehow this “haha” tells me that this post won’t actually be funny) I know about inplantation bleeding (I sure as hell hope this poor 18 year old kid isn’t knocked up again) but it didn’t happen to me with Kamrynne. This is the thing I’ve been on BC (I assume she means birth control pills, but based on her first unplanned pregnancy, it could just mean the rhythm method) and the past two days when I’ve gone to the bathroom and wiped…there was a little bit of blood. ( I like the ellipse for emphasis- I imagine she’s expecting the reader to hold their breath) Period has come and past and won’t be here for another two weeks. So I’m not sure whats going on. For the past week every time I get in the car I get sick. I don’t throw up but I get extremely nauseas. (heh, love the spelling) And WOW have I been having some weird dreams! Am I perinoid? (also love this spelling- peri, like perineal) Should I take a hpt? (I’m not due for a period for a while though) Should I keep taking my bc? EEK, just confused haha. (again with the haha)