In the past week, possibly because of the return of my womanhood (obnoxiously referred to as AF by the crazy messageboard women- 5 points to the first person who hasn’t been pregnant or on baby boards who guesses what AF stands for) I’ve lost a few more pounds. I now have less than 20 pounds to go. 19.5 to be precise. I’m pleased that it’s less than 20, as it sort of seems like a milestone, but I think I’ll be even more pleased when my weight gets down under 130.
Of course knowing me, if I ever reach that milestone I’ll probably say that I won’t be happy until I’m under 125. Then 120. But for now, I’ve got less than 20 to go. Sweet.
Nervous Girl | 31-Jul-06 at 2:11 pm | Permalink
Good for you Girlfiend. Hmm, trying to think of what AF is… does this have something to do with reconvening the procedure?
Nervous Girl | 31-Jul-06 at 2:15 pm | Permalink
Wait a minute… tell me it’s not Aunt Flo?
I’ll be quiet now.
Lori | 31-Jul-06 at 4:11 pm | Permalink
AF = Aunt Flo. Oops, nervous girl beat me to it.
That is so freaking immature. I can’t stand when grown women refer to their periods as their “little friend” or “little visitor” or “Aunt Flo.”
That is all.
gabbiana | 31-Jul-06 at 5:46 pm | Permalink
Yay! And Aunt Flo? People still use that? Weird.
girlfiend | 31-Jul-06 at 11:43 pm | Permalink
Nervous girl gets the 5 points, but my god, it took me a week to figure it out when I first started readind, I had no idea it was such a popular expression.
Now who can tell me what BD stands for?
That’s a 10 pointer.
Pigs | 01-Aug-06 at 9:43 am | Permalink
It took me forever to figure out AF, so if you could enlighten me to BD, I’d be most obliged. I also hate the references to DD, DS, and DH when discussing the family unit. Blegh!
Pigs | 01-Aug-06 at 9:44 am | Permalink
Oh….I think I have an idea of what BD might be all of a sudden. I’m going to have to wait for confirmation from you because it’s too annoying and shameful to write on here. Surely I’m wrong.
girlfiend | 01-Aug-06 at 10:08 am | Permalink
Pigs, I’m sure that if it’s annoying and shameful you’re our winner.
gabbiana | 01-Aug-06 at 11:56 am | Permalink
Wait, wait. You’re not even going to use it in a sentence? They always did that in elementary school. Like, “I like to eat my hamburgers with BD” or “As the sun set in the BD sky, Wanda was making her way towards the mysterious cliffs.” Etc.
girlfiend | 01-Aug-06 at 12:08 pm | Permalink
I’m ovulating so my husband and I did the BD last night.
sarah | 01-Aug-06 at 3:35 pm | Permalink
okay, what’s bd stand for? i’m really curious now.
gabbiana | 01-Aug-06 at 4:21 pm | Permalink
Oooh, wait, is it babydaddy?
Jen | 01-Aug-06 at 10:58 pm | Permalink
Baby dance
girlfiend | 01-Aug-06 at 11:24 pm | Permalink
Jen gets the 10 points because I think Pigs was too embarrassed that she knew the answer.
Now who’s doing the baby dance tonight you hot bitches?
Fraulein N | 02-Aug-06 at 9:07 am | Permalink
Baby dance? The hell? Who are these people??
clipper829 | 02-Aug-06 at 10:17 pm | Permalink
Wait…you did the baby dance (I cannot believe I just typed that) but, oh wait you’re not talking about you. I get it now. Duh Erin.