Itchy and scratchy

If you never hear from me again it may be because I’ve ripped my arms off and can no longer type.

Those bites from yesterday? Poison. Poison ivy, oak or sumac to be less than exact. At three in the morning, when the itching was so unbearable I went downstairs to rub vinegar on my arms because the hydrocortisone cream wasn’t working, it occurred to me that health/bodywise I just can’t get a break. Now I smell like a salad and just want to scratch my arms off. I’ve even been fantasizing about how I’d adjust to motherhood sans arms.

When does the itching stop? Who knows home remedies that work? Anyone?