I spent more than an hour today driving around trying to get the Fiendling to take a nap. He wasn’t having it. I ended up in King of Prussia. At the fucking mall. Where I walked and walked and walked trying to get the Fiendling to take a nap. Again, he wasn’t having it. The child hasn’t taken a decent nap since Friday. By decent I mean more than 25 minutes. I might lose my mind if this nap strike doesn’t end soon.
While I drove I didn’t actually hit any traffic, but if I did, I would have written something like
…And then the guy cut me off in traffic! I rolled down my window and yelled “The Codes will fuck your shit up motherfucker!” He had no idea what I was talking about, so I asked him, “You ever suck cock for cash? I bet The Codes have!”
JJ | 17-Jan-07 at 11:02 pm | Permalink
I’m so happy right now. And yes, The Codes do suck cock for cash. Like pocket change. Nickels even.
Nicole | 18-Jan-07 at 12:49 am | Permalink
We’re having some nap issues here as well. What’s up, nine months?
Pigs | 18-Jan-07 at 7:10 pm | Permalink
Oh, don’t tell me that. That’s one thing I’ve actually got going for me right now. Does he just fight it and wind up cranky and evil?
lawmummy | 18-Jan-07 at 10:03 pm | Permalink
Oh God, the mall? It’s that bad??
Gabbiana | 19-Jan-07 at 2:00 am | Permalink
Yeah, seriously, it’s King of Prussia. There’s a Cold Stone there. Babies can eat ice cream, right?