FAB indeed

So you know how I gained close to 60 pounds when I was pregnant despite that fact that I worked out 3 times a week and didn’t over eat? Then I had the baby and couldn’t work out for a while and once I could it was summer and I was at the shore a lot. During that time I dropped off of my gym’s FAB Club board. Once we stopped going to the shore I was back at the gym regularly, and as you know I lost the weight, but because it’s an average of six months worth of visits that get you on the board I was off for a long, long time. But now I’m back. As of February I’m back on the board, motherfuckers. I think they owe me a new FAB Club t-shirt.