Ha ha ha

I can’t quite manage to get to water aerobics on time. It’s a 7 pm class which usually means I’m making and eating dinner beforehand and then I get stuck in weird neighborhood traffic on the mile and half drive to the Y. I’m never very late. Usually just a few minutes, but I’m late enough that when I open the door to the pool from the locker room everyone turns, looks at me waddling in, and laughs. Last night the laughter was uproarious. I must look pretty damn funny in a bathing suit. Ha ha ha. Go ahead. Mock the pregnant woman.