A List

  1. I accomplished just about nothing on last week’s to do list. In fact, after I wrote it I never bothered to look at last week’s to do list.
  2. I still have a cold. I blame the fifth graders who hang all over me and wipe their tears and noses on my shirt when they cry.
  3. Dana’s funny. Yesterday I realized that I’ve been reading her journal since 1999 or 2000.
  4. Christian blogs really, really creep me out. (Sorry, Christians)
  5. If it were up to me, no one would be allowed to put smilies or midi files on their websites.
  6. If you’re stuck for gift ideas, buy The Misadventures of Dreary and Naughty. My friend Shawn did the illustrations.
  7. I think that Robin Quivers getting her own talk show is a terrible idea. She’s fun on Stern, but as an interviewer I think she sucks.
  8. My parent conferences weren’t nearly as bad as I had anticipated. Not one parent blamed me for failing their kid.
  9. Even though I’ve been there for dinner countless times, and my mother won’t be there to embarrass me, I’m oddly nervous about Thanksgiving with the Boyfiend family.
  10. Every time someone complains about traffic I fight the urge to make a Steve Winwood joke.