It’s going to be a long day
I initially titled this post “Asshole” but decided that perhaps I should try to be a little kinder.
After he woke up and came into the room I said to the Fiendling, “It’s time to change your diaper.”
“No, I’m dry.”
Yesterday I didn’t believe him when he told me but sure enough when I took off his diaper he was dry so today I said, “Okay, if you’re dry it is time to sit on the potty.”
He screamed no! and ran to the other side of the room where he promptly peed and said, “Mom, I just peed, change my diaper.”