I need this baby to be a boy, because I am already sick to death of my mother referring to it as her little “girlsenberry” and if I have to fucking hear her refer to a real, live baby as a girlsenberry I may kill her. And the purchasing of girl’s clothes must stop. That is my inheritance she’s pissing away. She has already purchased at least $150 worth of girl’s clothing and I keep getting phone calls about when the baby will fit into specific sizes. Because I can guess how big it will be.

Is it wrong that I want a boy just to spite my mother?